发布时间:2017-02-15 来源: 幽默笑话 点击：
Pangbai: Long time ago, I was a teacher in a village and My name is
Hutu and I have four students: an American. a Chinese , an India and a Japanese. Now they are coming .
(印度人):Good morning, boys and girls. I’m India and the monitor of
(中国人): Hello, everyone. I’m Chinese.
(美国人): Hi, I’m American.
(日本人,自我介绍的时候鞠个躬,显示所谓的礼仪): Hi, I’m Japanese
and my English is very poor;
Pangbai: During the National Day ,they travelled from Xi’an to
Shanghai passby Luoyang. It’s said that some interesting
and funny story have been happened when they travelled.
Now , they will show us what actually happened in their
India: Well, I rent a car, but the car can only take three people. I
have an idea that we take turns to ask questions, anybody
who give the right answer can get on, or run following the car.
Do you agree with me?
Yes ,sir. No problem.
Inida: Now ,as the monitor of the class I will question now. Are you
Yes, we are ready.
India: Hi ,American, how many sun in the sky?
American: Such a simple question. The answer is only one.
India: Good job. And Chinese guy, how many moon in the sky?
Chinese: So easy, it’s one.
Japanese: wow , laughing…,(阴笑) these questions are so simple and
our Japanese are so clever.
India: Hi. Japanese. Do you know how many stars in the sky?
Japanese: Stars? Are you kidding me? Sorry, I don’t know.
India(淫笑): I’m sorry, you don’t give me a right answer. So, we three go to Luoyang by car and you follow us. Let’s go.(对其他两人说).
Pangbai: Now, the Chinese , the India, the American trave to
Luoyang by car and the Japanese have to run following the
car. Several days later, the three man have taken a tour in
Luoyang and they are talking about their fells. But the
Japanese is still on his way.
Chinese: We have to go now, bur where is the Japanese?
Japanese: (气喘吁吁地跑过来,弯着腰说) Thank god, I come up with
India: (对日本人说) Are you OK?
Japanese: (立马直起腰) I can’t be fine any more.(嘴硬!)
India: Good! Now, we start the second round questioning andChinese
guy, This is your hometown and as host you question us.
Chinese: OK, it’s my turn. I’ll ask questions about our Chinese
history and monitor, Do you know the Liberation Campaign
India: Let me see. It’s LiaoShen War, PeiPing war and HuaiHai War.
Chinese: Absolutely right. And American, Do you know how many
soldiers sacrificed in that war?
American: En…, I think it’s about 500,000.
Chinese: Good! And Japanese, do you know their names ?
Japanese: names? (苦笑,垂头丧气地),I don’t know.
Chinese” I’m sorry, boy. You failed again.(假惺惺地拍拍日本人的肩
Pangbai: Another time, the Japanese travelled on foot and the other
three by car.. Suddenly they met each other somewhere on the rode outside the Luoyang city.
American: Hi. Japanese, how are you ?
Japanese:(边跑边说,气喘吁吁) I’m fine. Thank you ,And you ? American:(look around ) We can’t be fine any more.
Chinese: See you in Shanghai.
Pangbai: Several days later. The three men had enjoyed their good
time in Shanghai and the Japanese is still on his way. But
fortunately, they had changed their car for fore-seat. It
seemed that the Japanese still don’t know. Now they are
talking about their felling about Shanghai.
India” It’s really an interesting journey and time up, we should go
home. But where is the Japanese?
Japanese: (累死累活的跑过来)Wait me for a while. I’m here. India: OK! Let’s go back.
Japanese: wait, wait… ,I don’t think it’s fair to me . I have run from
Xi’an to Shanghai and I have to answer the first question. India: What question?
American: (与中国人对视一笑) OK! I pick out a question for you.
How many leaves in that tree?
Japanese: one , two , three …, wow , so many. I can’t find the answer.
My god, I have to run from Shanghai to Xi’an again. (说完跑开了).
Chinese: what a foolish the Japanese man. Our car have four seats.
Why he run away again?
India: Become fool when run, I think.
Pangbai: Several days later. They all back to Xi’an. Now they are
here and having my class; “Hi, boys, how is your trip?”
Japanese: It’s terrible . I am so tired.
Pangbai: you are a real marathon runner and you three?
India: we all have enjoyed the trip.
Pangbai: (铃响了) Time flies. We have ten minutes break. 美国人往外走, 不小心被日本人撞了一下.发生如下对话.
Japanese: I'm sorry,sir.
American: I'm sorry, too.
Japanese: two? I'm sorry three?
American: What are you sorry for?
Japanese: four? I' m sorry five.
American: What do you want to say?
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
男:What is your father’s name?
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff? 男:Of course not.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you
can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he? 女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco . 男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music? 男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding. 女:Well, that makes sense?!
A: That girl looks very attractive, doesn’t she?
B: do you think so? I don’t like girls who look like that. I like girls who aren’t too slim. If you like her, go and talk to her.
A: I’d like to, but there’s her boyfriend. He’s very broad-shouldered.
B: he’s huge! He must go to the gym to have a well-built body like that.
A: do you prefer tall
girls or short ones?
B: I don’t mind, but I like girls with long hair.
A: we have different tastes. I like girls with short hair. I like tall girls- probably because I’m so tall myself.
B: have you ever dated a girl taller than you?
A: no, never. I don’t think I’ve ever met a girl taller than me! Have you gained weight recently? B: yes, I have. Perhaps I should go to the gym, like that girl’s boyfriend.
A: I ‘m getting a bit plump myself. Perhaps I’ll go with you.