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就算你对这个陌生人完全不了解，事实上有一点你是知道的－你知道他们与你共处一室。“So what brings you here?” 你就可以这么问。或是，如果你在你朋友Bob的派队，你就可以问“How do you know Bob?”
大家都喜欢听关于自己的甜言蜜语。“What a wonderful dress you’re wearing!”告诉他们你有多喜欢这个人的鞋子或是眼镜。在那之后，如果他们只回答说“thank you”，你就可以接着问，类似“Where did you get it?” 或是“What’s it made out of?” 甚至是“Was it expensive?”这些问题非常有用因为这可以让对方多告诉你一些关于他们的事。
几乎所有的人多有工作，那么为什么不问这个人，“So what do you do for a living?” 或是“Where are you from originally?”意思是你想了解他们是在哪里出生的。并且，问句能让第一次的对话更简单一些。如果这个礼貌的话，他们也会反问你同样的问题，这样一来你就有谈论自己的机会了。
不要仅仅说，“Hi, my name is John.” 告诉别人更多关于你自己的信息。“Hi, my name is John. I’m a friend of Bob’s from high school. We use to have the same math class together.” 这样可能捕捉到对方的兴趣，鼓励他们问你问题或告诉你更多关于他们的信息。
不要直接问任何关于对方的问题，你可以说类似“This is a great party” 或“What a lovely house this is.” 来诱导他们说出他们的看法。就算这个房子或是派对不是他们的，这样的评论听起来也非常的舒服容易让人谈论起来。就象是第一个建议，这些开场白能起很好的作用因为你和对方有共同之处：你们在互相交谈。
Good morning,So wonderful the day is .my name is Yuan Tingting. It’s really great honor for me to have the interview. Now, I’ll introduce myself briefly:26 years old. I was born in a beautiful seaside city YK of LN province. Last year, I graduated from BH University . I majored in Food Science and Engineering for 4 years and got my bechlor degree. Now I’m a postgraduate in SY university
of technology majoring in the modern history of China from 1840 the Opium War. I changed my major from science to Art. I was asked why for many time? But I always ask myself “Why do I study ?” “To earn more money or for a satifactory job ?” To me , It’s important to be optimistic at any time in any place, and enjoy my life .and I believe history can make peopel wiser . Do you hear of something about Uncle Xi? He studied chemistry for his bechalor Degree but he studied Policies for his Master Degree . Just the same to me.
I got my certificated for CET-4.and national computer rank 2 for language C . And I’m proficient in Office Software .And I’d like to share my experiences and some sense on my blog.
Not only do I study hard but also I enjoy physical exercise, take swimming, DIY and take part-time jobs to colour my life. Such as teacher、waiter and tour guide. I’d like to share something about my guide experice with you : This summer vacation , when I enjoyed ourselves with my friends along the beach, a good idear occurred to me . For I’m familiar with my hometown and it’s so beautiful, why not introduce or show it to others? Then I sent some information on the Internet What surprised to me is that so many peopel call me for help. And I was busy with some preparetion. Such as communication with insurance company、restarant、or booking for hotels. Almost everything I do alone. And the biggest group is about 90 peopel. I got a great deal from this part-time job.
So i feel I’m good at organizing and communicating. I’m resposible, kind and warm-hearted. I even know all classmates’ birthday and I will give my best wishes to them on their birthday. I’m a little hummmous. But to tell you the truth: I’m afraid of insects.such as spider
As a postgraduate the really vital to me is to train myself and gain more social experices rather than to earn more money . I enjoy working with pepel with dreams like your company which can eich my life. This is my dream.
Although I know my English is not the greatest one . I’ll try my best to study it ,and never say die.
By the way, welcome to my hometown . You’ll be entertain with my favorite crab.Thank you .
2006年10月13日 星期五 05:40 P.M.
对形形色色的问题，而最令人哑口无言的，往往是一些最简单和最常见的题目，比如"请你自我介绍一下"。大多数应征者的反应是--我应该如何作答呢？ 其实要懂得应对此问题，就要先做好准备You'll have a better chance of impressing the interviewer if you think about this question before the interview. The first thing to realize is that the question, "Tell me about yourself," provides you with a great chance to promote your strong points. This is particularly important when applying for a job that is different from what you have done in the past. You need to show the interviewer that your previous jobs provide you with skills that can be used in the new job. WHAT TO TALK ABOUT 如何介绍？ 你可以选择三个重点来介绍自己，但避免重复履历中曾提及的资料。Around this skeleton should be the meat of your answer; your less obvious, but important skills. Here are some of the skills that you might want to mention. 你可以介绍自己是： Problem solver 解决问题能手 Creative thinker 充满创意 Accurate 小心谨慎 People person 与人相处融洽 Team player 合群 Organized 组织力高 This doesn't mean that you just say, "I'm a great problem solver." Instead, explain how you used your problem-solving skills at your previous job. 事例比自我夸耀更能说明问题。 自我介绍的时间不要过长，最好是一至三分钟。最初你可能会觉得时间太长，但当你真正要介绍自己三项特质时，你就会发现时间不够用了。 WHAT TO SAY 应说什么？ What you actually say, in terms of the words you use, is something that you have to decide. You need to create an answer that sounds natural and, at the same time, interesting. 背答案估计没有人愿意听。The way to determine whether your answer is natural is simply by writing a first draft of the answer and then read it out loud. When you do this, you'll probably spot things that you have to change. 当你构思答案时，你要想想应该如何说出，内容要令人感兴趣，不沉闷，避免滔滔不绝地只说自己的强项。 Here are some final things to think about when answering the question "Tell me about yourself." Mention major awards or accomplishments that relate to your career; 阐述工作上的重要成就或奖项 Promote your strengths, but do not mention any of your weaknesses; 推销自己的长处，但不要提及自己的弱点 Try to be funny if you can, but don't force it; 可以的话，尽量说得幽默有趣 Summarize your career and education, but don't recite a list; 概括说出你的工作经验和学历，但切勿背诵 Don't start with your date of birth; 不用提及你的出生日期 Avoid information that is not career-related. The fact that you own a dog won't get you a job 避免说一些与职业无关的事，例如：你有一只狗，这并不能为你争取到工作 Always answer this question 经常思考和解答这条问题 Try to sound natural 对答要自然 Relax and enjoy yourself! 放松心情，尽力而为。祝你面试成功！
good morning,my dear teachers,my dear professors.i am very glad to be here for your interview.my name is song yonghao,i am 22 years old .i come from luoyang,a very beautiful aicent city.my undergratuade period will be accomplished in chang'an university in july ,2004;and now,i am trying my best for obtaining a key to tongji university.
generally speaking ,i am a hard working student especially do the thing i am interested in. i will try my best to finish it no matter how difficult it is. when i was sophomore, i found web design very interesting, so i learned it very hard . to weaver a homepage for myself, i stayed with my pesonel computer for half a month.,and i am the first one in my class who own his homepage. forthermore,i am a person with great perserverence. during the days preparing for the first examination,i insist on running every day, no matter what the weather was like.and just owning to this,i could concentrate on my study and succeeded in the end.
well ,in my spare time ,i like basketball, tennis and chinese chess. also english is my favorate.i often go to english corner to practise my oral english on every thursday,and write compositions to improve my witten
ability .but i know my english is not good enough ,i will continue studying.
ok, that is all,thank you for your attention.
i am from luoyang,a beautiful city in henan province. it is famous as the "capital of nine dynasties " and enjoy yhe honer that luoyang peony is the best in the world.
luoyang played a very important role in chinese history. so it has a profound cultural background and many great heritagesites have been well reverved. such as longmen grotto, one of the three grottoes in china ang white horse temple, being regarded as the cradle of chnese buddhism.
luoyang peony is world-famous. every year, many tourists travel to luoyang to see the beauty of peony .the people in my hometown are friendly, they welcome the travellers from all over the world.
i like my hometown very much.
Good morning !
It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,
I hope i can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed.
Now i will introduce myself briefly
I am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.
I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job.
And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position.
I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure.
That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.
Good morning !
I'm very happy to come here to study with you. Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 16 years old,born in ShanHai province.I spend most of my time on study. and i have acquired basic knowledge of my course during my school time.
This class feels just like a big family to me. I'm interested in sport,pop music.I also enjoy playing games on net.I would love to play with you sometime. I hope I can become your friend soon and make our dreams come true together.
I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others.
1、Good morning/afternoon/evening, my name is . It is really a great honor to have this opportunity/chance to introduce myself. I would like to answer whatever you may raise, and I hope I can make a good performance today.
2、I am years old, born in province/Beijing, northeast/southeast/southwest…… of china, and I am currently a freshman（大一新生）/sophomore（大二学生）/junior（大三学生）/senior（大四学生） student at Capital Institute of Physical Education.
3、 My major is sports training of basketball/voellyball/football/badminton/pingbang/tennis/
4、In the past 1/2/3 years, I spend most of my time on study. I have passed CET3/4/6 and I have acquired basic knowledge of sports training both in theory and in practice.
5、Besides, I have attended several sports meetings held in Beijing. I am also the volunteers of China Tennis Open, Chinese Badminton Masters…… . Through these I have a deeply understanding of my major—sports training.
6、I have lots of interest, such as singing, dancing, drawing and so on.
My name is ________. I am graduate from ________ senior high school and major in ________. There are ________ people in my family. My father works in a computer company. And my mother is a housewife. I am the youngest one in my family.
In my spare time, I like to read novels. I think reading could enlarge my knowledge. As for novels, I could imagine whatever I like such as a well-known scientist or a kung-fu master. In addition to reading, I also like to play PC games. A lot of grownups think playing PC games hinders the students from learning. But I think PC games could motivate me to learn something such as English or Japanese.
My favorite course is English because I think it is interesting to say one thing via different sounds. I wish my English could be improved in the next four years and be able to speak fluent English in the future.
I am. I was born in . I graduate from senior high school and major in English. I started learning English since I was 12 years old. My parents have a lot of American friends. That’s why I have no problem communicating with Americans or others by speaking English.
In my spare time, I like to do anything relating to English such as listening to English songs, watching English movies or TV programs, or even attending the activities held by some English clubs or institutes. I used to go abroad for a short- term English study. During that time, I learned a lot of daily life English and saw a lot of different things.
I think language is very interesting. I could express one substance by using different sounds. So I wish I could study and read more English literatures and enlarge my knowledge.
good morning, my name is jack, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, i would like to answer whatever you may raise, and i hope i can make a good performance today, eventually eoll in this prestigious university in september. now i will introduce myself briefly,i am 21 years old,born in heilongjiang province ,northeast of china,and i am curruently a senior student at beijing XX uni.my major is packaging engineering.and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june.in the past 4 years,i spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 with a ease. and i have acquired basic knowledge of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice. besides, i have attend
several packaging exhibition hold in Beijing, this is our advantage study here, i have taken a tour to some big factory and company. through these i have a deeply understanding of domestic packaging industry. compared to developed countries such as us, unfortunately, although we have made extraordinary progress since 1978,our packaging industry are still underdeveloped, mess, unstable, the situation of employees in this field are awkard. but i have full confidence in a bright future if only our economy can keep the growth pace still. i guess you maybe interested in the reason itch to law, and what is my plan during graduate study life, i would like to tell you that pursue law is one of my lifelong goal,i like my major packaging and i won't give up,if i can pursue my master degree here i will combine law with my former education. i will work hard in thesefields ,patent ,trademark, copyright, on the base of my years study in department of p&p, my character? i cannot describe it well, but i know i am optimistic and confident. sometimes i prefer to stay alone, reading, listening to music, but i am not lonely, i like to chat
with my classmates, almost talk everything ,my favorite pastime is valleyball,playing cards or surf online. through college life,i learn how to balance between study and entertainment. by the way, i was a actor of our amazing drama club. i had a few glorious memory on stage. that is my pride.
I am Lin Tianyi, my English name is Lucy. I am 11 years old, I have a happy family, my parents love me very much.
I like play piano and swimming, my good friend Zhang Xiaoyue like swimming too.
I like to eat fish, I have finished one fish once.
At weekend, I am used to look in my grandmother, sometimes I will go to climb with my parents.
That's me, a lovely girl.
1.Good morning everyone.
2.Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
3.Good evening, teachers and fellow students.
4.It’s my great honor to introduce myself to you here.
5.It’s my pleasure to introduce myself to you here.
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7.I’m very glad to introduce myself to you here.
8.I feel very honored to introduce myself to you here.
9.It is a great pleasure for me to introduce myself to you here.
10.It is a privilege to be speaking to you today.
11. I am very proud to be addressing you this evening.